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Maybe Mumps code doesn’t look so bad by comparison: Thank you for the recognition.

That was the nastiest software development or is that DBA’ing: If L is true, kill unset the M variable. WTF is a “post-relational” database? Though this is supposed to be a rant about the Hidden Disease called Cache and its dead 60s technology, Mumps. Once I tried to call a static method in a class and got errors however I did it. What you’re talking is completely WTF. It is good, but a bit brief and perhaps a bit incomplete.

I was a little intrigued that I interaystems never heard of it before, since the resident databaseadministrator described it as the Final Answer To All Problems. Reply Quote 1 1 Reply Last reply. No exception handling, no encapsulation, no typing, and so on.


Everything is sooo great and so much faster than everything else. Oh, yeah, good luck trying to find any sort of querying tool that can give you a useful execution plan; “Query tuning? What is it with thread necrophilia here? Yes, that’s right, to something which in turn is compiled to yet another form. I know that Intersystems recently came out with a new code editor, which does much more than highlight syntax errors. It maintains the electronic health records for 8 million veterans used by somemedical personnel across hospitals, over clinics, and nursing homes.

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On average the data needs to be accessed by about 20 doctors and medical staff for each patient and there futorial hundreds of thousands of patients. Should I mention that this pile of crap is supposed to be happy on low-end hardware, but in my case is running on a quad-processor machine? What I found is really astounding.

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Maybe they were referring to the documentation In recent years, the company has announced they are no longer supporting certain versions of MUMPS see release notes and re-branded their product Deltjanji. Worst part is that the class is ‘compiled’ into something which is basically Mumps-based.


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This is like coding in Java and having the VM point you to the bytecode when something goes wrong With all due respect, this article is not accurate. Elastic horizontal scaling across multiple low-cost commodity servers. Computer science has learned and matured enormously since Mumps was conceived – please use this fact when planning new systems! That would include at least 12 different variables including temperature, heart rate, blood oxy, blood pH, and others.

MUMPS – The Most Important Database You (Probably) Never Heard Of

Everyone has APIs that have to be learned. Sounds like we just found the sacred headwaters of Hadoop.

In fact, here you go.